Thursday, September 18, 2008

Just saying....

Gnome Facts:

* Males indulge in pipe-smoking
* Males think of marriage about age 200 years
* Greetings, farewells and goodnights are expressed by rubbing noses.
* Gnomes are 7 times as strong as a man.
* Urine can be contained for a whole day
* Brain capacity larger than man’s.
* Hair grays very early, baldness unknown.
* Life-span is around 400 years.
* Not tone deaf.
* Fingertips as sensitive as those of a blind person.
* Fingerprints are mainly of a circular pattern.
* Heart attacks unknown.
* Capable of smelling 19 times better than man.
* Sense of direction (as good as a homing pigeon)
* ESP...(nonverbal communication over great distances)
* Weather forecasting
* Visit their birthday tree yearly...often live under it
* Birth of gnomes is always twins
* Pregnancy lasts 12 months
* Girl children are raised by their mothers and neighbor women in homely arts.